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Sunday, 24 July 2011


So, time for introductions!

Enchanté, mes amis.  My name is Jon and I live in Australia. I am gay - yes, that's right, I like my men. Love it or leave. =) Just so that you have an understanding of what I look like, I drew you a picture.

Beautiful, I know. As you can clearly see, I am an artist. A very talented one, at that. I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm probably better than Michelangelo.  Just being honest.
What you also might have gathered from that incredibly detailed self-portrait is that I am amazingly good looking. I mean, come on. Look at that drawing. If that isn't pure beauty, I don't know what is.

Anyway, onto more relevant (and factual) things.

Just to add a touch of mystery, I will give you different possible backgrounds so that you may choose my history and personality for yourself.

I was either:

Born in Africa, raised as a monkey and brought over to Australia in an unhygienic crate to be displayed in zoos across the West coast.


I was born in England and traveled to Australia when I was six for a better lifestyle.

Your decision.

Now, onto friends.

I am either:

So popular that absolutely everybody wants to be my friend, touch my skin for some form of comforting glory, and smell my hair for innate desires of closeness.


I have a small handful of friends and wished I had more.

(But the first is the clear choice...)

So Jon, how old are?

Let's just say I am:

Old enough to have a long, billowing beard that instantaneously announces my divine and endless wisdom and knowledge to all those that see it.


I am young enough to be surrounded by idiots who talk sh*t all the time.


I think you have a pretty good understanding of me by now.
It is very obvious, isn't it?

So there you go. That's me.
Now that you have gotten to know me a little, let me get to know you a little.

Please tell me about yourself, as I am always glad to meet new people and make new friends!

For now, my good chum.

Goodnight. x


  1. It was great to know you... can say you are ofcourse talented. You can make people smile and laugh for pleasant reasons. You are not arrogant at all.

  2. Thank you, Hazel. =)
    You are right, I am not arrogant. Though sometimes it is fun to satirically mock arrogance!